I just really love food

oldprickbitches:

I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”




jennasaurbitch:

Rachael’s POV: I stepped through the large double doors in downtown LA, through a few hallways and into her new office. Just out of college, she was hired to be an editor of a YouTube channel. Though she only knew a little bit about the channel, she took the job. She was greeted by the other few…



artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals


femmeandrogyne:

dondadayoh:

Okay so heres something that I feel ppl never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty, and if prior the cup was empty, it would totally make sense that someone would view it as half full. So be aware that past experiences have an affect on how ppl view things and you telling them to “look on the bright side” is just another way of saying “conform to my mindset”.

You are wonderful.

femmeandrogyne:

dondadayoh:

Okay so heres something that I feel ppl never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty, and if prior the cup was empty, it would totally make sense that someone would view it as half full. So be aware that past experiences have an affect on how ppl view things and you telling them to “look on the bright side” is just another way of saying “conform to my mindset”.

You are wonderful.


what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves